The infamous shoes. The pair that inspired so many people to become overconfident. And every single asshole that tried them on FELL! EVERY SINGLE ONE. And some of you clumsy drunk cunts broke the fucking shoe, and didn't even have enough decency to offer to get them fixed.
That's why nobody gets to wear them anymore, but me, the rightful person who had to fight to get them made, because even the cobbler felt they'd be impossible to walk in.
I remember one time before a show at Chinahouse, there was this obnoxious English lady who decided that she was going to try on my shoes.
Drunk English Lady: "I love your shoes. I wanna try them on"
Me : "No."
Drunk English Lady : "Why? I am good with high heels."
Me: "No. You will fall. You ALL fall."
(I try to get up and leave and she stops me)
Drunk English Lady: "No please let me try them. I won't fall."
Me: "That's what all of you say. And then you fall and you break my shoe."
Drunk English Lady: "You don't know me I am.."
(I stop her)
Me: "Ma'am, do you have any money? Take out $1000 from that cheap bag, and put it on the table. I'll gladly take off these shoes and let you wear them, but if you trip or slip or fall in any way, and whether the shoes get hurt in the process or not, I'll take the money. That is the only way I will ever let YOU try them on. OK. I have to go. Enjoy the show, or don't enjoy the show. You coming here and ordering one cheap drink to sit here and probably not even understand the message in my performance, does not entitle you to have rights over my shoes."
I'm quite sure this lady went back to her provincial town to tell the story of that pleasant and polite Malaysian drag queen she met while she visited Chinahouse.
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【プロとは「塩梅」である】
毎日、いろんな方とお仕事をさせていただくのですが、「この人、プロだなぁ」と思う瞬間がいくつかありまして…そのうちの一つに「自分の能力と役割を見極めている」があります。
チームプレーになった場合!プロは出るべきポイントで出て、控えるべきポイントで控える。
とりわけ、「今回は、取り扱う素材に対して、自分の能力をどこまで出せばいいか?」という答えを探るのが本当に上手で……たとえばダウンタウンの浜田さんなんて、ご自身でガーッと前に出ていかれる時もあれば、場合によっては手を叩いて笑っているだけの時もある。
後者の場合は、だいたいゲストがゾーンに入った瞬間で、こうなると、番組全体の面白さを見たときに、脂が乗っているゲストにシュートを打たせた方がよくて、手を叩いて笑っているだけの方が絶対に良い。
「仕事をする」とは、そういうことだと思います。
決して「いついかなる時も自我を出す」ということではない。
出る時は出て、引くときは引く。
この「塩梅」ですね。
そして、「引く」ということは、このターンではシュートは打てないわけですから、「今回はどうぞ」と譲れるだけの余裕を持っておかなくちゃいけない。
つまり、他で圧倒的な結果を出しておかなくちゃいけない。
他で結果を出せるから、引くべきポイントで引ける。
これ、普段から結果を出していない人だと、「ここで爪痕を残さねば!」というモードに入っちゃって、せっかくゴール前の良い場所に仲間がポジションを取れているのに、パスを出さずに、一人でボールを持ち込んでしまうので、アマチュアは、ここが厄介です。
今朝、映画『えんとつ町のプペル』の主題歌のダンスバージョンのMVがYouTubeで公開されました。
制作に至るまでの経緯を簡単にお話ししますと……映画というのは、いろんな会社がお金を出し合って作っていて、その中には「宣伝費」というものが確保されているんですね。
ただ、その「宣伝費」だって、皆から集めた限られたお金なわけで、もちろん乱暴な使い方はできない。
なので「あれに使おう」「これに使おう」と皆と話し合って、宣伝費の使い道を探っていくのですが、一方で、結果がどっちに転ぼうが、つまり宣伝効果がゼロであろうが、どうしてもやりたい表現が僕にはあります。
それって、自分のお金で勝手にやる分にはどこからも誰からも文句が出ないじゃないですか?
というわけで、オンラインサロンの売り上げをブチ込んで、映画『えんとつ町のプペル』のエンディング主題歌のダンスバージョンのレコーディングをして、そのミュージックビデオを超個人的に作ってみました。
「個人的に」といっても、たとえば今回は「ロザリーナ」というアーティストに歌ってもらっているので、キチンと事務所さんとの契約もして、大人の手続きは済ませています。「ただ、制作費は全額ボクが出します」と(笑)
そうすれば、どこにもお伺いを立てることなく、フルスイングできるので。
で、今回のダンスの振り付けをお願いしたのは「バブリーダンス」でお馴染みの登美丘高校のakaneさんです。
かなり早い段階でakaneさんにお伝えしたのは、テレビの歌番組に見られるカメラワークに対する違和感についてです。
ダンスって、基本は正面(客席)から見られることを想定して作られてるじゃないですか?
なので、やっぱり個人的には正面から見たいんですね。
ところが歌番組だと、「今、正面から見たいのに!」という時でも、クレーンカメラとか使って、ナナメ上から撮ったりするじゃないですか?
勿論、それが効果的な時もあります。
ただ、その一方で演出のエゴでしかない場合も確実にある。
僕は、その仕事を「プロ」とは呼びません。
本音を言うと、三浦大知さんのダンスとか、なんなら、正面の固定カメラで見たいです(笑)
振付師の方は、「このシーンのダンスは、この角度から見たら一番綺麗」という答えをお持ちだと思って、akaneさんと呑みに行った時に、「ぶっちゃけ、どうなんですか?」と聴いたら、「正直、『ああ、そこから撮っちゃうか〜(涙)』という時があります」とおっしゃっていたので、「それならば、今回はakaneさんが映像監督をしてください」とお願いしました。
んでもって、ダンスというのは「正面から見られること」を想定されて作られているので、撮影する場所も、「正面から見られることを想定して作られた空間にした方がいいだろう」という判断で、劇場の、さらにはステージ上で撮影することになりました。
そのあたりからかな。
今回のダンスMVのテーマが「お遊戯会」になってですね、そのテーマに合わせて、一線でバッチバチにやっているクリエイター達が、空間と映像を仕上げていくのですが……冒頭申し上げました通り、そこに集まったのは正真正銘プロなので、全員、その塩梅が絶妙なんです。
いつもは、「お前、ちょっと前に出過ぎ」とか「ここは、ゴリっと行け」とか言ったりするんですけど、今回に関しては本当に何も言ってなくて、「やっぱプロだなぁ」と思いました。
たとえば、完璧に踊りきってくれる子をキャスティングしようと思ったらできたんですが、
今回に関しては「寸分の狂いもない踊り」よりも「子供が頑張って練習して覚えた踊り」が前に出た方がいいので、その感じが出せる子に声をかけたり、
舞台美術にしても、いわゆる「かきわり」なのですが、まさか手を抜いているわけではなくて、プロが本気で手作り感を残した「かきわり」を作っているんですね。
あそこで、ゴリゴリの美術を建ててしまうと、目がそっちにいっちゃって、子供のダンスに光が当たらなくなる。
照明も衣装も演出もカメラワークも全て、塩梅がとれていて、見ていただくと分かると思うのですが、すっごい心地良いんです。
あと、ひたすら楽しいことをやっているハズなのに、なんか泣けてきちゃう。
もしかしたら、どこかで「2020年」の状況を重ねちゃって見ているのかもしれませんが。
今回は、「プロが本気でお遊戯会を作ったら、こうなる」という一つの正解です。
「この現場では何を見せるべきか?」、もっと言うと、「チームとして、自分がどれだけ前に出て、自分がどれだけ後ろに引けば、人の胸をうつことができるのか?」ということを表しているこの映像作品から学ぶことってメチャメチャ多いと思います。
是非、ご覧ください。
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[Professional is ′′ Seasoning ′′
Every day, I'm going to work with all kinds of people, but there are a few moments that I think ′′ this person is a professional... one of them ′′ I'm seeing my ability and role ′′ There is.
If you become a team play! Pros go out at the point to get out and refrain from the point to refrain.
Especially," this time, I'm really good at exploring the answer that I can get my ability to the material I handle?" for example, Hamada-San in downtown is going to be in front of myself. Sometimes it's time to go, sometimes it's just a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a
In the latter case, it's almost the moment when the guest enters the zone, and this is how it's better to shoot a greasy guest when you see the funny of the whole program, and it's better to clap your hands. It's absolutely better to just laugh.
I think that's what it's like to ′′ work ′′
It never means ′′ always put out your ego
Get out when you get out, pull when you pull.
This ′′ Seasoning ′′ isn't it?
And," pulling ′′ can't hit the shoot in this turn, so you have to be able to afford a negotiable one.
In other words, you have to make other overwhelming results.
I can make other results, so I can draw it with a point to pull.
This is a person who doesn't usually make results," I have to leave a claw here!" I'm in the mode, and I'm going to have a good time with my friends in a good place before the goal, but I'm going to pass it out I'm going to bring the ball alone, so amateurs are messy here.
This morning, the music video for the dance version of the main theme song for the movie ′′ a no-Cho ′′ has been released on Youtube.
It's easy to talk about how to make it to the production...... the movie is that all kinds of companies are making money, and some of them are secured by ′′ publicity expenses ′′
It's just that ′′ publicity expenses ′′ is a limited money collected from everyone, and of course it can't be used rowdy.
So, ′′ Let's use it for that "" let's use it for this "" I'm going to talk to everyone, and I'm going to search for the use of the promotion expenses, but on the other hand, the result is which one is the one who is the one who is the one who But I have an expression that I really want to do.
Doesn't it complain about anyone from anywhere when you do it with your own money?
So, I tried to make the music video super personal with the recording of the dance version of the ending theme song of the movie ′′ a in town ′′ with the sales of the online salon.
′′ personally." for example, this time, I'm singing by an artist called ′′ b." so I'm going to have a contract with the office, and I'm going to have a good time with the adult procedure." just production The cost is full I will put it out lol
If so, you can do it without being able to visit anywhere.
So, this is Mr. Akane from tomigaoka high school, who is familiar with the ′′ ba dance ′′ that I asked for the choreography of this dance.
I told akane at a pretty early stage about the discomfort of the camera work that can be seen on the tv song program.
Dance is made to assume that the basics are seen from the front (audience)?
So, personally, I want to see it from the front.
But when it's a song program," I want to see it from the front now!" but I'm going to use a crane camera and take it from Nana Shark?
Of course, sometimes it's effective.
It's just that it's only the ego of the staging on the other hand.
I don't call the job ′′ professional
To say the truth, I want to see daichi miura's dance, or something, with a fixed camera in the front (lol)
The Choreographer is," the dance of this scene is the most beautiful if you see it from this angle," when you go to drink with akane," what do you think? ?" when I listened to it," honestly," oh, I'm going to take it from there ~ (tears)," so," if that's it, Akane will be a video director this time. Please
And the dance is made by assuming ′′ to be seen from the front," so the place to shoot is also," it's better to make it a space made by assuming to be seen from the front. I'm going to take a picture of the theater, and more on the stage.
I wonder if it's from around it.
The theme of the dance mv this time is ′′ Yugi-GI-Kai...... the creators who are doing the batch drumstick on the line are finishing the space and video...... opening As I did, it's a real professional that gathered there, so all of them are exquisite.
I always say, ′′ you're a little bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of Yes.
For example, I thought I was going to casting a child who is going to dance perfectly.
As for this time, it's better to go out before ′′ the dance that kids practice hard and remember ′′ rather than ′′ a dance without a crazy dance ′′ so I'm going to shout out to a child who can feel it.
Even if it's a stage art, it's the so-called ′′ and ′′ but it's not that I'm out of hand, but I'm making a ′′ and ′′ that the professional is seriously handmade.
When you build a grind art over there, your eyes go there, and the light won't hit the child's dance.
The Lighting, the costumes, the performance, and the camera work are all seasoning, and I think I'll know that I'm going to take a look at it, but it's really comfortable.
I'm going to cry even though I'm doing something fun.
Maybe I'm looking at the situation of ′′ 2020 ′′ somewhere.
This time, it's one correct answer to ′′ if the professional is seriously making a yugi party,"
′′ what should I show in this site?", to say more?" as a team, how much I get out of front and how much I pull behind, I can get a person's chest," I think it's totaled to learn from this video that represents it.
Please take a look.
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【公告】(English version below)
因為這兩週收到很多關於大馬場次詢問,在此一併說明
(以下僅說明在馬來西亞四天所遇到的狀況。歡迎轉發提醒身邊的圈內朋友)
1、場次:我們受邀的活動是coscon,被舉報的是前一週的cf4。cf4的事蠻多人有說明就不再回覆了。
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2、當日活動:週五晚上收到消息,政府有來關切,因主辦未幫嘉賓申請工作證,於是兩日活動有以下更動:
(1)不得上台,無論表演、訪談等等(就是不能拿麥克風)
(2)不能在攤位上,即便沒有經手商品、錢,都不行,也不能在攤位上簽名、拍照
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3、因為這些更動,導致原本的講壇取消,也無法在攤位上和大家拍照/簽名,對特地來找我們的各位感到很抱歉QAQ
然而第一時間未看到官方活動頁面有說明這些狀況,我只能先寄發通知信給預購者告知。
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4、兩日活動,我們最後變成隨機出現在會場,感謝遇到的各位在如此混亂的情況下還耐心找尋(?)我們,也很抱歉種種因素讓我們無法好好和大家交流><
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5、感謝活動前後來關切的各位,抱歉讓你們擔心了!這幾天我們都很安好(除了我活該吃了椰漿飯又喝鮮奶茶所以拉肚子以外...)也謝謝保姆群這幾天在我們有任何需求時給予幫助!
大致是這樣,希望大家參與活動也能更小心謹慎,以安全優先( ´▽` )
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【English version 】
[Announcement ]
We had received question about the event In Malaysia these two weeks ,we'll leave the explanation here .
( will only talk about the things that happened in Malaysia these four days)
1、The event we we're invited to is Coscon, the one reported was Cf4 which happened a week ago. Will not be commenting about
Cf4 since most people already knew what happened.
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2、day of event: we had received messages from the organiser during Friday, (day right before the event) . Since the government department was concerned about the matter as well, and unfortunately the organiser did not apply working visa for us,
we had to make following changes :
(1) no stage performance and interview ( can not use the microphone)
(2) no boothing ( Including selling and singing /taking photos at booth area)
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3、Due to these reasons, Our stage session & talk were canceled , We feel sorry for the ones who came for us. QAQ
But all we can do is to send emails to those to purchased our merchandise since the organiser did not explain it to the public through their official event page.
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4、We appeared randomly in the event and we would like to thank all of you who are willing to come to us.We would also want to apologize for not having a better interaction with all of you because of all kinds of reasons. ><
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5、Thank you all for caring and worrying for us! We are all safe (except that I have a stomach ache because of eating nasi lemak with milk tea ...)
Thank you to our helpers for providing us help when we needed it during the event!
That's all about it , remember safety is the most important and hope everyone will be careful enjoy events .(´∀`
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