關於 self promotion中文 ，我們在網路上蒐集到這些相關的討論、資訊與評價

時間過得好快啊
眨眼我的碩士課程就讀到第三個月了
第一個月做的assignment成績剛剛出爐啦
考到高分耶 🥳🥳🥳 開心開心 哈哈哈
誰要一起讀書 讓疫情間的時間過得充實好多
來來來

Today marks the third month of my MBA and i just got my result for the first assignment i did for my May classes.
I scored pretty well yayyyy 🙌🏻🥰🥰🥰 Imma happy gurl
Who wants to study with me
Come join us 🤣 It’s fun n stressful at the sametime but it’s sure hell fulfilling by filling up time during the pandemic huuuhuuu

MBA課程訊問: +6018-959 9161
MSI電腦折扣: https://my.msi.com/Promotion/2021WFHSTAYSAFE/nb
ONSMO 燈光 背景 拍攝 攝影 器材
ONSMO Studio lighting equipments
Tel 聯絡：+60164041257

MCO待在家無所事事要找些東西來做，進步人生，增加知識，來來來 誰要和姐姐一起讀英國MBA碩士文憑❤️不需要考試，只需要做好你們的assignments 和 thesis 功課就可以有機會考到成為一名碩士畢業生🎓 還可以選擇去英國丟四方帽耶！
姐姐是個SPM畢業生罷了 所以現在疫情那麼嚴重 又無所事事就去拿了個課程來讀。要一起嗎？他們比去外國讀考便宜很多很多。還有折扣（姐姐沒有拿錢的，純粹很得空找東西來學 拿個Master碩士文憑好過沒有 哈哈哈）就讀的還是英國前30名排名的大學哦
以前年輕時候沒好好讀書的人/後悔沒有考大學的人/上班族/讀到一半想換科目或工作領域的人/做生意的人/想做生意的人/想當一名碩士而不再是普通高中文憑畢業生的人/想增加多一張文憑的人 都可以報名就讀這個MBA英國碩士MBA課程。
一個月讀兩天罷了，5-10小時
由英國教授教的網課/疫情過後可以去學院上課都可以
Audentes 是OTHM, London Graduate School和 University 的馬來西亞appoited centre。他們的UK MBA 能以可負擔價格在一年裡面完成，有工作經驗者皆可加入。國際認可的學位能提升你在海外與國內的就業機會 與此同時可以在自己的生意上學以致用。除此之外 有別於普通的MBA學院 Audentes Education還附送 稅務管理訓練, personal legal conveyancing, wine appreciation 讓大家可以在職場與個人管理上發揮個人才能
訊問碩士博士課程的可以聯絡 ： +6018-959 9161
MCO had been prolonged again and if u have no idea of what to do for this one year ahead of you, why not take up a MBA Master of Business Administration UK Course. There r discounts for early bird and they provide MONTHLY intakes so u can start anytime u want and study for a year before u pass n graduate.
(I DONT GET PAID NOR GETTING ANY % IN THIS. I Solely took it because i have nothing better to do in this pandemic so might as well i self improve, better than sitting at home wasting my life lol)
It only takes u ONE year to be a Master graduate and it only takes 2 days monthly for u to study for 5-10 hours.
No exams needed, only assignments and thesis needed to be handed over for passing.
The professor will be from the UK and since its still on the lockdown, students can opt for their online classes with the professor instead of physical classes.
Ppl who r already working / Ppl who doesnt like what they r studying now n would love to change course / Ppl who r in the business line / Ppl who wants to run their own business / Ppl who wish to get another certe / Ppl who wish to add a Master into ur namecard / Ppl who wish to be a Master/PHD graduate instead of a normal F5 grads , come join me in studying and get urself a Master/PHD certe ? Let’s go !
Contact : +6018-959 9161

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電腦 Laptop / Computer
MCO上網課/讀書/工作需要到電腦的粉絲們現在MSI 有優惠 也有禮物送喔
從RM2199 開始的電腦 還有保加 還有禮物 點這個link 進去買買買
MCO again n u cant go anywhere but u need a laptop for ur online classes/online work/work from home ? MSI is currently having promotions for their laptops from RM2199 that comes with free warranty and free gifts. Click the link below to purchase
https://my.msi.com/Promotion/2021WFHSTAYSAFE/nb

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ONSMO 燈光 背景 拍攝 攝影 器材
ONSMO Studio lighting equipments
Tel 聯絡：+60164041257

MBA課程訊問: +6018-959 9161
MSI電腦折扣: https://my.msi.com/Promotion/2021WFHSTAYSAFE/nb
Pioneer 耳機 +6013-850 1025

MCO待在家無所事事要找些東西來做，進步人生，增加知識，來來來 誰要和姐姐一起讀英國MBA碩士文憑❤️不需要考試，只需要做好你們的assignments 和 thesis 功課就可以有機會考到成為一名碩士畢業生🎓 還可以選擇去英國丟四方帽耶！
姐姐是個SPM畢業生罷了 所以現在疫情那麼嚴重 又無所事事就去拿了個課程來讀。要一起嗎？他們比去外國讀考便宜很多很多。還有折扣（姐姐沒有拿錢的，純粹很得空找東西來學 拿個Master碩士文憑好過沒有 哈哈哈）就讀的還是英國前30名排名的大學哦
以前年輕時候沒好好讀書的人/後悔沒有考大學的人/上班族/讀到一半想換科目或工作領域的人/做生意的人/想做生意的人/想當一名碩士而不再是普通高中文憑畢業生的人/想增加多一張文憑的人 都可以報名就讀這個MBA英國碩士MBA課程。
一個月讀兩天罷了，5-10小時
由英國教授教的網課/疫情過後可以去學院上課都可以
Audentes 是OTHM, London Graduate School和 University 的馬來西亞appoited centre。他們的UK MBA 能以可負擔價格在一年裡面完成，有工作經驗者皆可加入。國際認可的學位能提升你在海外與國內的就業機會 與此同時可以在自己的生意上學以致用。除此之外 有別於普通的MBA學院 Audentes Education還附送 稅務管理訓練, personal legal conveyancing, wine appreciation 讓大家可以在職場與個人管理上發揮個人才能
訊問碩士博士課程的可以聯絡 ： +6018-959 9161
MCO had been prolonged again and if u have no idea of what to do for this one year ahead of you, why not take up a MBA Master of Business Administration UK Course. There r discounts for early bird and they provide MONTHLY intakes so u can start anytime u want and study for a year before u pass n graduate.
(I DONT GET PAID NOR GETTING ANY % IN THIS. I Solely took it because i have nothing better to do in this pandemic so might as well i self improve, better than sitting at home wasting my life lol)
It only takes u ONE year to be a Master graduate and it only takes 2 days monthly for u to study for 5-10 hours.
No exams needed, only assignments and thesis needed to be handed over for passing.
The professor will be from the UK and since its still on the lockdown, students can opt for their online classes with the professor instead of physical classes.
Ppl who r already working / Ppl who doesnt like what they r studying now n would love to change course / Ppl who r in the business line / Ppl who wants to run their own business / Ppl who wish to get another certe / Ppl who wish to add a Master into ur namecard / Ppl who wish to be a Master/PHD graduate instead of a normal F5 grads , come join me in studying and get urself a Master/PHD certe ? Let’s go !
Contact : +6018-959 9161

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電腦 Laptop / Computer
MCO上網課/讀書/工作需要到電腦的粉絲們現在MSI 有優惠 也有禮物送喔
從RM2199 開始的電腦 還有保加 還有禮物 點這個link 進去買買買
MCO again n u cant go anywhere but u need a laptop for ur online classes/online work/work from home ? MSI is currently having promotions for their laptops from RM2199 that comes with free warranty and free gifts. Click the link below to purchase
https://my.msi.com/Promotion/2021WFHSTAYSAFE/nb

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耳機 Headphone
Pioneer 耳機
Contact : +6013-850 1025

MBA課程訊問: +6018-959 9161
MSI電腦折扣: https://my.msi.com/Promotion/2021MIDYEARSALES
Pioneer 耳機 +6013-850 1025

MCO待在家無所事事要找些東西來做，進步人生，增加知識，來來來 誰要和姐姐一起讀英國MBA碩士文憑❤️不需要考試，只需要做好你們的assignments 和 thesis 功課就可以有機會考到成為一名碩士畢業生🎓 還可以選擇去英國丟四方帽耶！
姐姐是個SPM畢業生罷了 所以現在疫情那麼嚴重 又無所事事就去拿了個課程來讀。要一起嗎？他們比去外國讀考便宜很多很多。還有折扣（姐姐沒有拿錢的，純粹很得空找東西來學 拿個Master碩士文憑好過沒有 哈哈哈）就讀的還是英國前30名排名的大學哦
以前年輕時候沒好好讀書的人/後悔沒有考大學的人/上班族/讀到一半想換科目或工作領域的人/做生意的人/想做生意的人/想當一名碩士而不再是普通高中文憑畢業生的人/想增加多一張文憑的人 都可以報名就讀這個MBA英國碩士MBA課程。
一個月讀兩天罷了，5-10小時
由英國教授教的網課/疫情過後可以去學院上課都可以
Audentes 是OTHM, London Graduate School和 University 的馬來西亞appoited centre。他們的UK MBA 能以可負擔價格在一年裡面完成，有工作經驗者皆可加入。國際認可的學位能提升你在海外與國內的就業機會 與此同時可以在自己的生意上學以致用。除此之外 有別於普通的MBA學院 Audentes Education還附送 稅務管理訓練, personal legal conveyancing, wine appreciation 讓大家可以在職場與個人管理上發揮個人才能
訊問碩士博士課程的可以聯絡 ： +6018-959 9161
MCO had been prolonged again and if u have no idea of what to do for this one year ahead of you, why not take up a MBA Master of Business Administration UK Course. There r discounts for early bird and they provide MONTHLY intakes so u can start anytime u want and study for a year before u pass n graduate.
(I DONT GET PAID NOR GETTING ANY % IN THIS. I Solely took it because i have nothing better to do in this pandemic so might as well i self improve, better than sitting at home wasting my life lol)
It only takes u ONE year to be a Master graduate and it only takes 2 days monthly for u to study for 5-10 hours.
No exams needed, only assignments and thesis needed to be handed over for passing.
The professor will be from the UK and since its still on the lockdown, students can opt for their online classes with the professor instead of physical classes.
Ppl who r already working / Ppl who doesnt like what they r studying now n would love to change course / Ppl who r in the business line / Ppl who wants to run their own business / Ppl who wish to get another certe / Ppl who wish to add a Master into ur namecard / Ppl who wish to be a Master/PHD graduate instead of a normal F5 grads , come join me in studying and get urself a Master/PHD certe ? Let’s go !
Contact : +6018-959 9161

——————————————————
電腦 Laptop / Computer
MCO上網課/讀書/工作需要到電腦的粉絲們現在MSI 有優惠 也有禮物送喔
Mid-year sales 來咯？誰要買電腦 ！快點快點
https://my.msi.com/Promotion/2021MIDYEARSALES
從RM2000++開始的電腦 還有保加 還有禮物 點這個link 進去買買買
MCO again n u cant go anywhere but u need a laptop for ur online classes/online work/work from home ? MSI is currently having promotions for their laptops from RM2000++ that comes with free warranty and free gifts.
MSI Gaming mid-year sales are here ! Who needs a laptop ! Hurry up and get em now
Click the link below to purchase
https://my.msi.com/Promotion/2021MIDYEARSALES

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Pioneer 耳機
Contact : +6013-850 1025

《Walpurgis》
wonderland / 僅屬兩人的仙境
作詞 / Lyricist：梶浦由記
作曲 / Composer：梶浦由記
編曲 / Arranger：梶浦由記
歌 / Singer：Aimer
翻譯：CH（CH Music Channel）
意譯：CH（CH Music Channel）
English Translation: thisisars

背景 / Background - ひとば - 標本:
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/82963977

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Please support the original creator.

すべての権利は正当な所有者/作成者に帰属します。あなたがこの音楽（または画像）の作成者で、この動画に使用されたくない場合はメッセージまたはこのYoutubeチャンネルの概要のメールアドレスにご連絡ください。私はすぐに削除します。

如果你喜歡我的影片，不妨按下喜歡和訂閱，你的支持就是我創作的最大原動力！
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粉絲團隨時獲得最新訊息！
Check my Facebook page for more information!
https://www.facebook.com/chschannel/

中文翻譯 / Chinese Translation :
https://home.gamer.com.tw/creationDetail.php?sn=5269021

英文翻譯 / English Translation :
https://genius.com/Genius-english-translations-aimer-wonderland-english-translation-lyrics

日文歌詞 / Japanese Lyrics :
迷いの森にあるほんとう　探しに行く月のひかり
羊歯を踏んで足を濡らして　ひたりほとり夏の小道

よく笑って泣いて見つめあって　おそるおそる恋に堕ちた
ふたり歩き出した違う方へ　呼び合う声だけもどかしく
find me in the wonderland

そろそろ手を汚して　自分の欲しいものを　追いかけてみる
みつあみをほどいて　同じ星を齧る　ふたりになる

寂しがって夜になって　まだ明るい夢のほとり
食べかけで残した心だって　ここから始まるうたになる

世界は君のものさ、どこへ行こうか、貴方は笑う
踏み外してみようか、後ろめたさが私を誘う
find me in the wonderland

どうしたって　生まれ変わるほどの　強い意志が必要だわ
慎重ないのちだった　私だけじゃ道は見つからない

星を数え繋ぎ合わせ　まだ知らない夏の星座
見つめあって泣いて朝になって　ここから始まる物語

もう一人じゃないのよ、夢のようでしょ、私は歌う
寂しさはひるがえり旗の元へと二人は集う
何も思い通りにならないことが始まったから
踏み外してみようか、目隠し鬼の手の鳴る方へ
in your wonderland

あなたが迷う場所に　あかりを灯すために
花束一つ抱いて　りりしく笑いましょう

もう一人じゃないのよ、とても怖いね、幸せなんて
寂しさはひるがえり旗の元へと二人は集う
世界は君のものさ、手が届いてあなたがいて
踏み外してみようか、愛するひとが私を誘う
find me in the wonderland
in your wonderland

綺麗な吐息になって
あなたの歌をうたって

中文歌詞 / Chinese Lyrics :
皎潔的月光為我照亮此行、於迷幻之森捕獵真心
踩踏著草蕨、潤濕了雙足，行於令人陶醉的夏日小徑岸邊

曾互相歡笑、哭泣、注視彼此，才使得我們惶恐地墜入愛戀
卻漸漸步入相異路途，竟連呼喊之聲都令人無比焦躁
請步入仙境尋覓迷失的我吧

雙手漸漸開始沾染污穢，試著放縱自身索求慾望
解開扎起的髮辮，成為共食星斗的戀人，相濡以沫

寂寞的心、鋪張的夜色，仍遊走於璀璨的夢的畔邊
早已被啃咬殘缺的心，將自此幻化為歌謠

「你已擁有了全世界，我們要去哪呢？」你莞爾而笑
「要不試著背離正道呢？」罪惡感正如此略誘著我
請步入仙境尋覓孤單的我吧

尚須一份不論如何都欲潰爛重生的強烈意志
曾嚴謹拘束的生命，卻僅自身無法尋見方向

細數繁星、相相連繫，嘗試探尋尚不知悉的夏季星座
彼此相視而泣直至天明，兩人的故事自此展開

「我已不再孤身一人，就彷彿夢一般對吧？」我唱著
寂寥的心隨風飄揚，使彼此相遇於同面旗下
乃因不如己意才使得兩人的生命交織展開
不妨背離正道、作個矇眼鬼循向掌鳴之處
步向有你所處的仙境

僅為了在你迷失之地，綻亮一絲光芒
我將為此獻上花束，兩人一同凜然而笑吧

「我已不再孤身一人，但這份幸福仍會讓人感到恐懼吧？」
寂寥的心隨風飄揚，使彼此相遇於同面旗下
「你已擁有了全世界。」向著觸手可及的你說著
「要不試著背離正道呢？」心愛之人如此略誘著我
請步入仙境尋覓重生的我吧
在那僅有兩人的仙境

化作絢麗的吐息
唱著屬於你的歌謠

英文歌詞 / English Lyrics :
Within a forest of delusion, I search for truth
The light of the moon illuminating my hunt
I step over ferns, my feet becoming wet
The water puddling on the edge of a summer path

Having shared laughter, tears, and gazes between us
Warily, cautiously, I fell in love
Along the separate paths the two of us walked
Is vexingly, only the sound of our voices calling to each other
Find me in the wonderland

Before long, my hands grow dirty
As I chase after that which my self desirеs
My braid becoming undone
We bitе down into the same star, and become a pair

A lonesome, solitary night arrives
The shore of dreams still brightly lit
A heart is left half-eaten and tossed aside
From here forth begins a transformation into song

This world is your plaything, and wherever I go
You are there, laughing
Should I try and step off the path, the unease shall beckon to me
Find me in the wonderland

Even if I must be reborn anew
I cannot go on without a strong, unshakeable will
My life has been a cautious, prudent one
And thus, only I am unable to find a path

Counting the stars, connecting them together
Into an as-yet-unknown summer constellation
Gazing at each other, I cry, and morning comes
From here forth begins a story

I'm no longer on my own, aren't I? Isn't this like a dream? I sing
Desolation flutters in the wind, and we meet at the base of its flag
Since nothing is beginning to go as I had expected
I shall try and step off the path, to the source of the hunter's clap
In your wonderland

For the sake of kindling a light in the place you wander, lost
You held a bouquet in your arms, chivalrously, let's have a laugh

I'm no longer on my own
It is incredibly frightening, about happiness
Desolation flutters in the wind, and we meet at the base of its flag
This world belongs to you, I reach out my hand and you are there
As I step off of the path, my beloved beckons to me
Find me in the wonderland
In your wonderland

Becoming a beautiful breath
Singing a song about you

《daydream》
for ロンリー / 致孤獨 / for lonely
作詞 / Lyricist：阿部真央
作曲 / Composer：阿部真央
編曲 / Arranger：玉井健二・大西省吾
歌 / Singer：Aimer with 阿部真央
翻譯：澄野（CH Music Channel）
意譯：CH（CH Music Channel）
English Translation: Thaerin

背景 / Background - 私には君の味がわからない - おむたつ :
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/74584294

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Copyright Info:
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Please support the original creator.

すべての権利は正当な所有者/作成者に帰属します。あなたがこの音楽（または画像）の作成者で、この動画に使用されたくない場合はメッセージまたはこのYoutubeチャンネルの概要のメールアドレスにご連絡ください。私はすぐに削除します。

如果你喜歡我的影片，不妨按下喜歡和訂閱，你的支持就是我創作的最大原動力！
If you like my videos, please click like and subscribe! Thx :)

粉絲團隨時獲得最新訊息！
Check my Facebook page for more information!
https://www.facebook.com/chschannel/

中文翻譯 / Chinese Translation :
https://home.gamer.com.tw/creationDetail.php?sn=4872250

英文翻譯 / English Translation :
https://www.lyrical-nonsense.com/lyrics/aimer/for-lonely-with-mao-abe/

日文歌詞 / Japanese Lyrics :
大好きな人　君はどう思う？
些細なことでぶつかり合う僕らを
僕の意地っぱりも　君の強がりも
全部会えないことのせいにしてしまおう

大好きな人　知っているか？
今日も君への想いで僕は揺れてる
ちょっととぼけた　可愛い人
今君に会いたくて僕は泣いてる

触れられない　触れ合えないことに　かなり参ってる
不安なんだよ　Baby　口にはできないけど

抱き締めたなら　ただそれだけで済んでしまうことなのに
for ロンリー

大好きな人　なんでそう思う？
自分ばかりが好きなんじゃないかって
驚いたよ　大好きな人
今の僕にその言葉はないだろう？

電話越し　突然に泣き出す君にどぎまぎしている
どうしろっての　Baby　こんなに好きなのに…

他の何かじゃ　満たせそうにないから困っているのに

for ロンリー
for ロンリー
for ロンリー

大半が　下らない
すれ違い　想い合うが故の憂さ

抱き締めたなら　ただそれだけで済んでしまうことなのに
for ロンリー
for ロンリー

Lonely you
Lonely girl
Lonely you

中文歌詞 / Chinese Lyrics :
最摯愛的人，你是怎麼想的呢？
因微不足道的小事而爭吵的我們
將我那不退讓的固執和你那不認輸的逞強
全歸在無法相見的錯上吧

我那最摯愛的人，你知道嗎？
今日又因對你的思念使我的心難以平復
有些許笨拙且可愛的人
我因過於渴望與你相見而落淚

無法觸及你、無法彼此相觸，使我十分挫折懊惱
「我其實很不安，Baby。」即使這種話難以說出口

即便僅是彼此緊緊相擁，便能令我感到滿足
致這份孤獨

我那最摯愛的人，為何會這麼認為呢？
「僅有你任性地沉浸在自己的世界。」
我很驚訝，我那最摯愛的人
為什麼你這時候能對我說出那種傷人的話？

電話那頭，因突然哭出聲的你而深感焦慮慌張
你是想要我怎麼做才好，Baby？明明我是如此地喜歡你......

明明除了你以外，不再有任何事物可以滿足我的內心，令我百般困擾

致你承擔的孤獨
致我擔負的孤獨
致這份屬於兩人的孤獨

其實全都是些枯燥乏味的事
心中的陰鬱全因彼此交錯擦身的思念而生

即便僅是彼此緊緊相擁，便能令我感到滿足
致孤獨
致這份孤獨

致孤單的你
致孤單的女孩
致孤單的你

英文歌詞 / English Lyrics :
Dear, my beloved. What do you think
About us fighting over the slightest things?
Let’s blame my stubbornness, and your false strength,
On the fact we can’t see one another right now.

Dear, my beloved. Did you already know
That even today, I’m still shaken by my feelings for you?
You slightly aloof, precious thing…
Wishing to see you, I’m steeped in tears.

I’m pretty defeated, unable to touch you… and be touched by you.
I’m feeling so uneasy, baby… though I can’t quite speak the words.

Even though it would solve everything… if you just took me in your arms.

Dear, my beloved. Why is it you think
That I’m merely self-absorbed?
I’m so surprised, my beloved –
You shouldn’t be able to say those things to me now…

From the other side of the phone, I’m getting flustered from your outburst of tears.
What do you expect me to do, baby? Despite loving you this much…

I’m in a bind ’cause I can’t imagine anything fulfilling me like you do.

Most of our reasons are foolish;
This melancholy is born of crossed wires and caring intent.

Even though it would solve everything… if you just took me in your arms.

你大學遇過恐怖的室友嗎？Teacher Kevin 在這次的英文 Podcast 分享網友在 Reddit 上訴說自己當年恐怖的遭遇。歡迎大家先不要看文稿，試著用聽的訓練自己的英文聽力。

訂閱：
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-LfXeUtpvAczV1w1yTq4eQ

Podcast 連結
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上一部：恐怖大學室友 (1)｜英文不難
https://youtu.be/ZpUJg_MBh7M

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#1
I had two roommates that kept eating all of my food. Although classes haven't started, I had already moved into my dorm. One day, I made myself a peanut butter sandwich. I put my sandwich on the table, and ten minutes later, it was gone. My roommate ate it. About a week later, I decided to make myself another peanut butter sandwich. I opened my cupboard and saw that my roommates left an empty jar in my cupboard. I flipped out because who eats a whole jar of peanut butter, without introducing themselves? These girls would scarf down all my food, and complain if they thought anyone was touching their food. So I started buying really fattening food such as doughnuts, pies, cakes. I was trying to teach them self-restraint, but these girls would go through these boxes within two days. So I kept buying doughnuts and desserts. And then one day they started complaining about how they couldn't fit their jeans. Success. I also put laxatives in my peanut butter.

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dorm 宿舍
cupboard 櫃子
flipped out 暴怒
scarf down 狼吞虎嚥
fattening 增肥
restraint 節制
laxatives 瀉藥

#2
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My roommate freshman year got completely hammered, came back to the room around 1 in the morning, and accused me of stealing the pudding in her fridge that she *had ate* an hour before she went out. She waited until I fell asleep and then stabbed me in the arm with one of those clicky pencils…I had to go to the hospital to get it cleaned/stitched. She got kicked out.

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freshman year 大一
hammered 嚴重酒醉
accused 指控
*had ate* 其實是錯的，應該是 had eaten。你有抓到嗎？XD
stabbed 捅

#3
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I got absolutely hammered and pissed all over my roommates desk the night before the end of the year. I woke up to him hanging up his money to dry out. Years later he ended up as my boss and ended up giving me a significant promotion. I guess he doesn't hold grudges.

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pissed 尿尿
ended up 變成
significant 大、有份量的
promotion 升遷
hold a grudge 記仇

#4
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It was move out day and my roommate was working on a paper last minute. I was packing my stuff. His parents walked in and were absolutely pissed that he wasn't packed yet. They immediately started scolding him while I was still in the room, but thankfully I had a final to go to and figured I'd dodge the storm. I said my goodbyes, assuming they'd be gone by the time I got back from my two hour final and went on my way. As it happens, my final only took twenty minutes so I got back much sooner than they'd have expected. I opened the door, saw my roommate bent over his bed with his bare ass showing just as his mom wound up for a spank. I quickly closed the door and went over to a friend's dorm until I felt safe enough to return. I never brought it up to him after that.

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paper 這裡是指報告
scolding 責罵
dodge the storm 避風頭
assuming 假設、預設
bare 沒穿衣服的、光溜溜
wound up 準備做某個動作
spank 打巴掌
bring something up 提及某事

＊歡迎收聽全台灣最有趣的英文 Podcast。英文單字，片語，文法由 Teacher Kevin 主持，本節目可以在 Apple Podcast, Spotify 及所有 Podcast 平台上找到，無論搭車、騎車、打掃、運動，都可以邊做事邊學英文。
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