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Taiwan's government recently announced that it will soon amend existing laws governing cross-strait exchanges to impose a maximum three-year sentence and a maximum possible fine of NT$15 million (US$540,005) on Taiwanese proxies of Chinese companies who facilitate Chinese investment in Taiwan without government permission.
https://focustaiwan.tw/cross-strait/202109220007
<脫口秀小訣竅中英翻譯-靈感篇>
文長注意!
之前小歐在脫口秀社團po了外國佛心大神脫口秀演員Gary Gulman，在twitter上連載的366個脫口秀小訣竅。
小妹就認領了靈感篇來翻譯。以下為22個小訣竅的中英文對照，若有翻的不盡理想的地方，請留言詳述，我會再看怎麼修改。原文和網誌版會放在留言處，方便大家查看。
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靈感
Tip No. 41: You know those quirky little things you do and think? Collect them in a file or on paper. Even if you’re a storyteller, you can use these as details to add depth and distinction to your jokes.
你了解自己做或想的古怪小事嗎? 把他們記錄在紙上或檔案夾裡。即使你是講故事的人，也可以將這些內容作為細節，以增加笑話的深度和特色。
GARY'S FAVORITES
Gary(原作者)的最愛
Tip No. 45: Don’t Hoard Jokes
Don’t worry about “burning” material on a special or album. Hoarding jokes may signal to your brain that you’re out of ideas. “You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.” — Maya Angelou.
不要囤積笑話。不要怕在演出或專場用光自己累積的材料。囤積笑話會對你的大腦發出信號，暗示你已經沒有想法。如同Maya Angelou所說:”你無法耗盡創意。 你使用的越多，你擁有的就越多。”
Gary’s thoughts on Tip No. 45: This attitude has been crucial to an unprecedented streak of creativity over the last two years. I’ve written four hours of material, which is almost as much as I wrote in my first 23 years of comedy. Most important has been my health, this idea may be second.
Gary對此建議的想法: 在過去兩年中，這種態度對我的前所未有的創造力，有著至關重要的影響。我已經寫了四個小時的素材，這幾乎與我前23年的喜劇寫作一樣多。最重要的是我的健康，這個想法則排名第二位。
Tip No. 62: Look for inspiration everywhere. Paintings, music, poetry, rap, novels, nonfiction, short stories, theater, philosophy, etc. can all provide a spark for creativity. Cross-pollinate your work with broad influences and watch your creativity grow.
在各處尋找靈感。繪畫、音樂、詩歌、饒舌、小說、非小說、短篇故事、戲劇、哲學..等，都可以為創造力提供火花。以廣泛的影響力對你的工作進行異花授粉(原文:cross pollination，藉由風或昆蟲從別的花獲得繁衍的花粉)，並觀察你的創造力增長。
Tip No. 63: Write it all down while the coffee is still telling you you’re mighty. Reread after you’ve turned back into Dr. Banner (yes he’s a genius, but not as self-confident in that condition). That buzz is so valuable but needs editing.
在咖啡發揮效果告訴你”你超棒”的時期，把所有想法寫下來。當你回復成原本的自我 (原文: Dr. Banner，也就是尚未變身成綠巨人浩克的班納博士，是個缺乏自信的天才)時，重讀一次剛才的寫作。思緒激昂(原文:buzz，也有微醺、很鏘的意思)很珍貴，但需要編輯。
GARY'S FAVORITES
Gary(原作者)的最愛
Tip No. 90: After a Good Set, Brainstorm
You just had a great set. Instead of celebrating, use that hour or so after when the synapses are still firing and your confidence is soaring to voice record or write down the ideas that pop up during that especially fertile creative time.
如果你剛完成一場精采的表演，不用太早慶祝，要在大腦突觸仍在觸發、信心爆發、靈感特別豐腴的創作時間裡，把突然出現的想法錄音或寫下，再多花一個小時左右的時間繼續創作吧。
Gary’s thoughts on Tip No. 90: Huge help in making jokes that work longer and coming up with tangents and inspired ideas.
Gary對此建議的想法: 這建議在創作笑話的過程中提供巨大幫助，並提供變化和啟發性的想法。
Tip No. 92: Notice where you do your best thinking. The shower? Running? Listening to music? Not listening to music? Driving? Walking? Make sure to put yourself in the places where you’re doing your best thinking as frequently as possible.
你有注意過你在哪個’場景最能好好思考嗎。沐浴時？跑步時？聽音樂時？不聽音樂時？開車時?走路時？請盡量把自己放在最適合思考的場域。
Tip No. 132: I think you can limit frustration and discouragement by writing just a page on a new premise before trying it out onstage. See if there’s anything there before you spend a day on a new joke. But if you’re truly excited by the new idea, keep going!
我認為你可以在上台試笑話之前，先寫一頁的新前提，這可以限制你的挫敗感和沮喪感。在你花一整天開發新笑話之前，先研究前提是否可挖掘。但是，如果你真心對這個新點子感到興奮，那就放手去做吧!
Tip No. 143: Listen to strangers’ conversations. (I tell myself it’s not impolite if they’re being super-loud.) I got “How Dottie is that?” when a supercilious woman named Jodi bragged “How Jodi is that?” “So Jodi,” her friend replied.
偷聽陌生人的對談(我都告訴自己偷聽並不是沒禮貌的行徑，是他們講話太大聲了)。我有一次聽到一個名叫Jodi的膚淺女人吹噓"How Jodi is that?"，她朋友回覆:"So Jodi"，我因此想出了我的 “How Dottie is that?” 笑話。
Tip No. 157: Need new joke ideas? Be sensitive. If you’re uncomfortable with that word, use “irritable” (or grow up). A lot of good comedy comes from reaction to injustice or discomfort large and small, which requires being hypersensitive to those feelings.
需要新的笑話創意嗎？保持敏感。如果你對這個詞不滿意，請使用“煩躁”(或成長)。 許多優秀喜劇源自於對不平等或不適的大大小小的反應，產生這些感覺都需要保持敏感。
Tip No. 217: “All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster’s autobiography.” — Federico Fellini. Purposefully mine your personal history for your act. Your life is a wellspring. Dig deep.
Federico Fellini說過:“所有藝術都是自傳。珍珠是牡蠣的自傳。”有目的得挖掘你的個人經歷，以作為你的演出。你的生活是靈感之源。請深入挖掘。
Tip No. 241: Many of your favorite writers include the same themes/subjects/objects/interests repeatedly in their work. Don’t be afraid to return again and again to your passions and obsessions to explore and expound.
你最愛的許多作家，都會在他們的作品裡重複探討相同的主題/目標/對象/興趣。不要害怕在你的熱情和沉迷之處，一次又一次得重複探索和闡述。
Tip No. 285: Explore unusual angles in a joke. Example: Examine things from the POV of a child or an Expert. My man Jimmy P and I still laugh over his “Martian response to high school football practice: Why are the hard-heads (players) taking orders from the small soft-heads (coach)?”
在笑話中探索不尋常的觀點。例如：從孩子或專家的視角觀看事物。我和我的兄弟Jimmy P仍會為他的笑話大笑:“火星人對高中足球訓練的反應：為什麼硬頭(球員)會從小型軟頭(教練)那裡得到命令？”
Tip No. 297: One of the miracles of comedy is that you can get redemption for suffering, small and large, by making something funny with it. When you are ready, try to write something funny about your mistakes, setbacks, or even tragedies.
喜劇的奇蹟之一是，藉由使事情變得有趣，你可以從大大小小的苦難中得到救贖。 當你準備就緒時，請嘗試寫一些有關你的錯誤、挫折甚至悲劇的有趣訊息。
Tip No. 298: Skim your life for the unusual events and activities that you can’t believe you were a part of or that people can’t believe you were a part of. Then write about it! Back row No. 93 MULLET:
No. 93後衛MULLET: “瀏覽你一生經歷過的、你或別人不敢相信你參與其中的奇特事件和活動。然後把它寫下來吧!“
Tip No. 310: When it comes to solving the puzzles that are our jokes, draw on every area of knowledge, expertise, and talent. It’s so gratifying to use a fact, a lesson, or a memory from elementary school, high school, or elsewhere to fill in the joke.
在解決我們玩笑的難關時，請利用各個領域的常識、專業知識和才能。用小學、高中或其他地方的事實、課業或回憶來充實笑話，會非常令人滿足。
Tip No. 311: Some of your best ideas will come to you in the shower. There’s science behind why it happens. Get a shower notepad if you have trouble remembering your ideas. Don’t listen to music. Listen to your thoughts. Ruminate on tonight’s set or a new joke.
洗澡時，你可能想到一些最好的點子。這現象的發生原因有科學依據。如果你難以記住自己的想法，請準備淋浴記事本。不要聽音樂。聽你的想法。用今晚的場景或一個新的笑話來反思。
Tip No. 313: Try teaching or informing the audience about something through some of your jokes. We love to learn while being entertained and vice versa. You have knowledge? Put it in your act! Just make sure it’s funny.
試試看通過講笑話來教導或告知聽眾新知識吧。我們喜歡在娛樂的同時學習，反之亦然。你有新知識嗎？把它放在你的演出！只要確保它很有趣就行。
Tip No. 327: Going home for Thanksgiving? Take copious notes! Your family is unique. Being reminded of the dynamics and adding new memories will be great resources for your act. “Family isn’t a word. It’s a sentence.”
逢年過節你會回家和家人團聚嗎？做大量筆記！你的家人是獨一無二的。記住動態場景並添加新的記憶，這會是你表演的寶貴資源。“家庭不是一個詞。 而是一個句子。”
Tip No. 331: There are great stories from our lives that we’re not able to translate into stand-up. Don’t throw them out. Collect those stories in a file for radio and TV and other interview situations.
我們生活中有許多很棒的故事，但我們無法將其轉化為脫口秀。可是不要把它們丟掉。要將這些故事收集在資料夾裡，以後在進行廣播和電視或採訪時可能用的到。
Tip No. 340: Volunteer! Especially if you don’t have a day job. There are so many opportunities to help. You will do good and have something new to write about. In NYC we have New York Cares. One year we decorated an elementary school for Halloween.
如果你沒有正職工作，當志工吧！你會有很多機會能幫助別人。你會做得很好，並有新的事情能寫。在紐約，我們設有紐約關懷中心。今年我們為萬聖節裝飾了一所小學。
Tip No. 358: I have recently started audio recording all notes sessions (for projects), and next time I pitch jokes with a friend I will record that too. It’s very helpful. You will be surprised at what you forgot when you listen back. Ask permission first.
我最近開始錄製所有筆記會話(用於專案)的錄音檔，並且下次我與朋友開玩笑時，我也會錄音。這非常有幫助。當你回聽時，你會驚訝於你忘記了什麼。但錄音前請先徵得許可。
Tip No. 360: Spending holidays with kids? Pay attention to them. Listen to them. Take note and embrace their curiosity and enthusiasm within your writing. (Also avoid the “kids these days” writing. It’s lazy.) Merry Christmas from your second favorite long-haired Jew.
和孩子一起度假嗎？注意觀察他們。聽他們說話。寫下你觀察到的東西並注意，並在寫作中懷抱孩子們的好奇心和熱情。(不要流水帳的寫“現在的小屁孩都如何如何”。這很懶。)你第二喜歡的長髮猶太叔叔在此祝你聖誕快樂(註，原作Gary是猶太人)。
Ramai tanya saya Ustaz boleh datang rumah untuk pulihkan rumah??
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Ustaz boleh datang pulihkan kedai saya?? Ramai orang kata saya tak buka kedai bila lalu depan kedai saya. Macam mana nak buat ya ust?
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Saya minta maaf sangat-sangat ramai yang nak saya datang ke rumah untuk pulihkan rumah dan permis perniagaan. tapi masa saya hendak ke rumah anda amat terhad.. Di sebabkan ramai yang bertanya bagaimana nak buat pulihkan rumah di bawah saya ajarkan bagaimana cara mudah untuk pulihkan rumah mengelakkan dari gangguan makhluk halus..
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Ambil Air kolah masjid 2
➡1 botol 1500ml
➡Lada Hitam 1pack kecil Dan Garam Halus 1bungkus
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Cara Caranya buka pintu tingkap rumah depan belakang, kemudian Azan di dalam rumah tersebut.Azan setiap bilik rumah, dapur dan ruang tamu.. Selesai Azan..
Campurkan garam halus dan lada hitam dalam 1 piring contoh seperti dalam gambar di bawah..Manakala Air kolah masjid di buka penutup botol tersebut lalu baca seperti di bawah:
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Baca Al Fatihah 11x
Ayat qursi 11x
Al Ikhlas 11x kemudian Sambung Zikir Di Bawah Baca sebanyak 3x dan selawat 11x
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Selesai baca garam halus di tabur setiap bucu rumah lebihkan tabur di bilik air tandas..Tabur secubit garam tersebut setiap bucu di sekeliling rumah anda.Selesai tabur ambil air kolah masjid pula masuk kan di dalam botol #Spry contoh seperti gambar di bawah.Kemudian spry kan sekeliling rumah anda,pastikan dinding rumah anda di spry.Lebihkan juga spry di bilik air dan tandas rumah anda..Buat lah dengan yakin Inshaa Allah izin Allah rumah anda terhindar Dari gangguan makhluk halus.
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Sebaik punya pendinding Adalah banyak kan amalan zikir di dalam rumah tersebut,Banyakkan baca Al quran di dalam rumah,Solat berjemaah dan perbanyakkan solat sunat di dalam rumah...InshaaAllah itulah Sebaik2 pendinding. Kerapkan juga Azan Di dalam rumah anda inshaaAllah izin Allah di dalam rumah tersebut bebas dari gangguan makhluk halus.
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Manakala di permis perniagaan pula kerap kan pasang ayat suci al quran di dalam kedai. Ada masa kita sendiri yang baca Al quran di dalam kedai .Banyakkan baca surah Al waqiah untuk murah rezeki, banyakkan Solat sunat dhuha inshaaAllah izin Allah rezeki anda bertambah. Kedai anda, tapak perniagaan inshaaAllah akan semakin maju..
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Apa pun semua cara di atas adalah sebagai ikhtiar sahaja..Selebihnya semua atas izin Allah...
Tanda2 Di Dalam Rumah ada Gangguan..
1)Kerap nampak kelibat dalam rumah
2)Kerap dengar bunyi ketukan di luar pintu rumah
3)Kerap dengar bunyi guli,lesung batu,tarik kerusi meja atas rumah terutama rumah Flat
4)Kerap terdengar bunyi pasir jatuh atas bumbung rumah
5)Kerap terbau busuk hanyir dalam rumah,bau colok kemenyan dan kapur barus..
6)Rasa seperti di perhatikan terutama waktu tidur
7)Kerap terdengar suara panggil tetapi ketika itu tiada siapa pun di dalam rumah..
8)Masuk rumah jadi stress serabut cepat nak marah gaduh suami isteri bila di luar ok ...
9)Masuk rumah kepala jadi pening,sakit belakang tengkuk belikat rasa berat..
10)Perut jadi kembung sedawa angin,kitaran haid tak normal sengugut yang teruk..Periksa doktor semuanya normal..
11)Susah tidur malam dalam rumah bila tidur tempat lain ok boleh tidur
12)Kerap mimpi bayi,bermain ,dukung menyusu..
13)Mimpi Jatuh tempat tinggi
14)Mimpi binatang berbisa
15)Mimpi orang kejar orang nak bunuh
16)Mimpi tempat kotor
17)Mimpi pasangan Curang kawen lain
18)Mimpi bersetubuh dengan orang yak di kenali
19)Mimpi orang tua
20)Mimpi rumah lama
21)Mimpi terbang...
Di atas adalah sebahagian tanda yang kerap berlaku pada pesakit saya yang terkena gangguan makhluk halus..Jika anda mengalaminya dapat kan rawatan islam berhampiran anda..Moga di jauhkan semua di atas berlaku pada diri kita dan family kita Aamiin..
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#SemuaAtasIzinAllah
#AgarBermanfaatpadaYangMemerlukan
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Many ask me Ustaz can come home to restore the house??
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Ustaz can come restore my shop?? Many people say I don't open my shop when I'm in front of my shop. How to make ya ust?
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I'm so sorry for so many people who wanted me to come home to restore the house and business permit. but the time I'm going to your house is very limited.. Because many people are asking how to restore the house below I taught how to make it easy to fix home prevent the disturbance of subtle creatures..
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Take water at mosque 2
➡ 1 bottles 1500 ml
➡Lada Black 1 packs Small And Smooth Salt 1 packs
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How to open the window door of the back front house, then Azan inside the house. Azan every room, kitchen and living room.. Done Azan..
Mix smooth salt and black pepper in 1 example plates as in the picture below.. Whereas the mosque's water is opened by the bottle then read as below:
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Read Al Fatihah 11 x
Qursi verse 11 x
Al Ikhlas 11 x then Continue Zikir Below Read 3 x and pray 11 x
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Finished reading the fine salt in the sprinkle of the house more sprinkled in the toilet bathroom.. Sprinkle a pinch of salt every corner of your home. After sprinkling, taking water, the mosque is also entered into the bottle of #Spry example like the picture below. Then spry around your house, make sure the walls of your house are in spry. More than spry in the bathroom and toilet of your house.. Make it confident Inshaa Allah Allah's permission your home will be prevented from disruption of subtle creatures.
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When you have a wallpaper, there are many practices of zikir in the house, read the Quran in the house, pray and multiply the circumcision prayers in the house... InshaAllah that's the best of the wall. Put the Azan in your home inshaaAllah Allah's permission in the house is free from disruption of subtle beings.
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While in permis business, we often install the holy sentence of al quran in the shop. There are times that we read Al Quran in the shop. Read more surah Al waqiah for cheap provisions, increase the prayers of dhuha sunat dhuha inshaaAllah Allah's permission increases your provisions. Your shop, business site inshaaAllah will get progress..
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Whatever all the way above is just an endeavor.. The rest is all by Allah's permission...
Signs In The House There Is A Disruption..
1) Often looks like the house
2) Always hear the sound of knocking outside the door
3) Always listen to the sound of sugar, dimples, pull up the table chair on the house especially the Flat house
4) Often heard the sound of sand falling on the roof of the house
5) Often smelling stinks in the house, the smell of frankincense plugs and barus chalk..
6) Feels like being noticed especially bedtime
7) Often heard calling but at that time no one in the house..
8) Entering the house to be stressed frustrated fast to get angry with husband and wife when outside ok...
9) Entering the house, head is getting dizzy, back pain and the back of the neck feels heavy..
10) Stomach becomes bloated with wind, abnormal period cycle is not normal bad threats.. Check the doctor everything is normal..
11) It's hard to sleep at night in the house when sleeping somewhere else ok can sleep
12) Always dream of babies, play, support breastfeeding..
13) Dreams Fall high places
14) A venomous animal dream
15) Dreams of people chasing people to kill
16) Dreams of dirty places
17) Dreams of a couple cheating on another wedding
18) Dreams of having fun with the people you know
19) A parent's dream
20) Old house dream
21) Dreams fly...
Above is part of the sign that often happens to my patients who are affected by disruption of subtle creatures.. If you experience it get Islamic treatment near you.. May all of the above happen to ourselves and our family Amen..
#Ikhtiar
#SemuaAtasIzinAllah
#AgarBermanfaatpadaYangMemerlukan
#SilakanShare
Credit: Islamic Medical Center Al-mujahidinTranslated
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