One Song a Day - Visa, Time Difference, Air Mileage 簽證 · 時差 · 飛行里數. Translation below and song link below.
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Half mandarin half English song from the album
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Visa, Time Difference, Air Mileage
(Chet Lam)
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Visa has been telling you
The world is not your home
Traveling for love is just a joke
It’s never free or easy
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Wandering alone in a strange city
I look up the faded bronze statues
I think of all those times I tried to embrace the precious moments
Missing those places with time differences
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From JFK to Heathrow
The more you know the less you remember
From Narita to Charles de Gaulle
It takes more and more time to make a decision
It takes less and less time to give up
I don't know where to go
I don't know where to go
Anyway I will never be the same again
There’s nowhere left to escape to in the world
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Air mileage accumulated silently
Skies changed leaving no trace behind
You can catch up with some moments
But can never get back the past
Who knows where I’ll be next
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From London to New York
Exciting things are rarer and rarer
Wanting to hold on to less and less
From Paris to Tokyo
The map is wider and wider
The world is smaller and smaller
I don't know where to go
I don't know where to go
Anyway I will never be the same again
Who knows what to expect next
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Now come on, come on
Why don’t you sit by my side
You got nowhere to hide
Oh come on, come on
We all got nothing to lose
Really nothing but time
I don't know where it goes
I don't know where it goes
Anyway I will never be the same again
When I wake up tomorrow
Everything will be different
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來自《思路》專輯裡我的偏愛創作,那期聽了很多Everything but the Girl,然後想到這個sample了中樂敲擊,配上長笛以及低音大提琴作低音結他的編曲;那應該是我人生第一次旅途疲乏;經驗是旅行能給我們最終極的東西,用歌名裡三個項目做客觀紀錄,一切都那麼無形卻沈重。
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簽證 • 時差 • 飛行里數
(曲詞:林一峰)
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簽證一次一次提醒你
世界不是你的家
暗地向往到處留情
只是個諷刺 瀟灑其實更像笑話
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獨自踱步在陌生城市
仰望褪色的銅像
嘗試擁抱多少不能抓住的剎那
惦記著遠方的時差
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從甘迺迪機到希斯路
知道的越來越多 記得的越來越少
從成田空港到戴高樂
決定得越來越晚 放棄得越來越早
我不知道要到哪裡去
我不知道要到哪裡去
無論如何 我已不再一樣
天涯海角 無處可逃
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里數無聲無色的累積
日換星移沒痕跡
追得到朝夕 追不回消失的記憶
眨眼之間心在何地
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從倫敦到紐約
新鮮的越來越多 留戀的越來越少
從巴黎到東京
版圖越來越大 世界越來越小
我不知道要到哪裡去
我不知道要到哪裡去
無論如何 我已不再一樣
天涯海角 誰能預料
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來吧 來吧
你已經無處可躲
何不坐到我身旁
拜託 拜託
除了時間之外
我們其實不會輸掉什麼
我不知道時間跑到哪裡去
我不知道時間跑到哪裡去
無論如何 我已不再一樣
明天醒來 一切不再
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https://instabio.cc/ChetLamVisaTDAM
同時也有1部Youtube影片,追蹤數超過24萬的網紅lifeintaiwan,也在其Youtube影片中提到,What do you think of my Mandarin in this video? Comment below.... go easy on me! ;-) Music: Funny Song by BENSOUND http://www.bensound.com/royalty-f...
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easy english joke 在 謙預 Qianyu.sg Facebook 的最佳解答
【修復愛情】LOVE REPAIR
(English writing below)
婚前,沒話找話說,婚後,有話也不說,這是很多現代婚姻的寫實照。
若又不能對家人和好友訴苦,那真的是撞牆幾百次都不敵內心的痛。
所以有個笑話:以前提到結婚,想到「天長地久」,現在提到結婚,想到「能撐多久」。
我的工作,常常會處理夫妻感情問題:男人偷吃、紅杏出牆、夫妻不和、婆媳問題、感情退溫等等。
可能你以為我身為女子,一定幫女人說話,覺得錯的都是男人。
但我的耳朵一邊長一隻,就是用來聽雙方的說辭。學佛後,更不會偏袒任何一方,無論付我錢的人是誰,因為明白了「不是冤家不結婚」,「業障不重不生孩子」。你以為是他對你不好,卻不知前世你對他做了什麼。
那天看風水時,我發現女客人會不斷對先生說某種話。這不是什麼不好聽或污辱性的話,但這話是先生八字非常避忌的,只會讓他越來越反感,把這太太推入冷宮。
我如實地教導她,也教導他先生。
嫁出去的女兒,必須長大,學會以先生喜歡的方式去愛他,不要強行自己的做法就是最好。
愛一個人,就算你不苟同他的決定,你依然願意陪伴他,因為你說過你不會讓他孤軍作戰,不是嗎?
娶了媳婦的兒子,外頭再大的壓力,也要記得老婆是娶來疼的,因為她相信你有能力給她幸福,才會嫁給你。
得饒人處且饒人,不要拿自己心裡的毒來逼家人吃,殘害他們。這也是日行一善。
好些太太告訴我,她們的先生見了我之後,會聽我的話,比她們不停嘮叨還管用。
能夠出來「走江湖」,又有願要度眾生的風水師,八字和品性自然能賦予眾生的心,安撫他們的不安,給他們一盞希望的明燈。說白一點,是太太與先生之間有冤業才會產生糾紛,不是與我。
我以我師尊、我師父所教的,盡我所能來修復你們受傷的愛情、裂開的婚姻,讓你們今世夫妻不會演變為來世冤親。
我希望能拔除眾生的苦,只求你配合一百巴仙,不要等到太遲才行動。
如果你也想早日解除這困難,歡迎聯絡我。
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Before marriage, you will find things to talk when there is nothing to say.
After marriage, even when there are things to talk, you keep mum.
Such is the reality of many modern marriages.
If you are unable to confide in your family and friends, the pain from banging your head on the wall for a few hundred times cannot win the agony in your heart.
Hence there is a joke: in the past, marriage conjures dreams of love lasting forever. Now marriage makes you wonder how long you can last.
My job often handles marital problems such as extramarital affairs, disharmony between the couple, conflicts with in-laws and love fizzling out etc.
Perhaps you might think that as a woman, I will side with the female and think that the fault lies with the male.
I have one ear on each side of my head, to listen to both sides of the story. After learning the Dharma, I am even more unbiased, no matter which party is my paymaster.
Because I have came to understand these karmic laws: Enemies cross each other’s path by getting married. Children are borne when one’s karmic obstacles is heavy.
It is easy to assume that he is mistreating you, but if only you know what you did to him in your past life.
During the Feng Shui audit that day, I noticed that the female client kept saying certain things to her husband. While it was nothing bad or insulting, the words she said were against her husband’s Bazi elements. If not stopped, it will cause increasing aversion in him and relegate the marriage into limbo.
I taught the female client and I also taught her husband truthfully.
A daughter who has married must grow up and learn to love her husband the way he likes it, not always forcing her ideals on him.
When you love a person, you are still willing to accompany him, despite not agreeing with his decision, because you promised him before that you will never let him walk alone, no?
No matter how enormous the stress he faces outside, a son who has a wife must remember that his lady is for him to dote on, because she believes that you have the ability to give her happiness, thus she married you.
Where it is possible to let people off, one should spare them. Don’t force feed your family the toxicity in your heart and inflict pain on them. That will make a good deed a day.
Many ladies tell me that their husbands heed my advice after seeing me in person. It is more effective than them nagging at their men nonstop.
A Feng Shui practitioner, who comes out to walk the world with an aspiration to deliver sentient beings, will naturally have the Bazi and moral character to nourish the hearts of people, pacify their trepidation, and gift them a bright lamp of hope.
In other words, the karmic enemity is between the wife and the husband hence the many conflicts, not with me.
I use what my Grandmaster and Shifu have taught me to mend your broken love and cracked marriage, to the best of my ability. So that your marriage affinity this lifetime will not deteriorate to that of karmic debtors next life. I also hope to remove the sufferings of sentient beings. My only request is to have your 💯 % full cooperation and don’t wait till it’s too late.
If you also wish to , you are welcome to contact me.
easy english joke 在 謙預 Qianyu.sg Facebook 的最讚貼文
【不要和錢過不去】(English writing below)
你知道你的財富體重嗎?
再忙也要運動。
最近很努力地練線條和肌肉
小有成果 🎉
你知道嗎?
過了四十歲
很多東西都很難~
穿著高跟鞋
拿著包包羅盤數小時
又要說又要聽又要逗人笑
真的不是好玩~
狀態不佳
還真的會壽命短幾年~
對自己身材身形的要求,
是對健康的自律,
也是改命補運的關鍵。
每個八字
都有自己的財富體重。
不是看BMI而已。
太輕,吃不進錢。
太重,祇吃了脂肪沒吃到錢。
依你八字,
你的臉到底要瘦,
還是有點肉才會更有錢?
女人千萬別放棄自己
哪個老公不喜歡美美的太太?
就算不為男人
也為自己錢包想想
妳的體重也會決定
妳的孩子多聽妳的話
男人也不要任性的圓滾滾
太胖只會把財神推走
男人要有錢,
女人也要有錢。
有多些錢
才能夠多幫助有需要的人。
本來就是
屬於你的正當財富
為什麼把它拒於千里之外?
年紀越大,
越要容易賺錢。
拜託別讓自己
越老越苦命!
只要你能健康地塑造出自己的財富身形
你也一樣可以快樂輕鬆的進財。
要不然,
你以為老娘幹嘛那麼累了還運動啊?😄
就是有靈有驗才那麼拼呀!
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Do you know your wealth-magnetizing weight?
No matter how busy my day is, I still make time to exercise. Recently I have been very diligent in sculpting my body shape and training my muscles.
And the results are mildly encouraging. 🎉
Do you know everything become more difficult as one crosses the 40-year-old mark?
To tote my bag and Luo Pan for a few hours in high heels is no easy feat. And I still have to speak, listen and joke, making my job literally a resistance workout. If I do not keep myself in good form, I may very well shorten my lifespan by a few more years.
To have expectations of my body shape and figure is me showing discipline towards my health. It is also the key to improving my destiny and enhancing my fortune in life.
Every Bazi has its own ideal weight for magnetizing wealth. This isn't just about the BMI.
If you are too light, you can't rake in the money.
If you are too heavy, you are just sucking in unhealthy fats and missing out on the pool of money there for your taking.
Also based on your Bazi, should your face be slimmer or fleshier to pull in more money?
My dear sisters, don't ever give up on yourselves. I have yet to know of a man who doesn't like a prettier wife. Even if you do not care to do it for your man, you should definitely do it for your bank account. Your weight also determines how well your children listen to you.
And to the gentlemen, don't blow up to be a Humpty Dumpty. Your rotund shape, if unsuitable, may just repel the God of Wealth far away from you.
Everyone, no matter male or female, should and can be richer. It never hurts to have more money sitting around. We can use it to help those in need.
If the money belongs to you and is of a proper source, why would you reject it?
While our he older we get, the easier it should be for us to magnetize more money. Please don't ever let yourself be more miserable in your finances as you age...
As long as you create your wealth-magnetizing body shape through a healthy way, you can also make money easier and happily.
Why do you think I throw so much dedication in my workout despite my busyness?
Because I get the results I envision and you bet I will slough for it. 😄
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