Viral.. Oom pedopil usia 31 taon ini, memacari bocah usia 23 tahun taon. Di kabarkan akan dinikahin tahun depan. Dasar gak tau diri. 😎
Happy weekend.
Kalau punya pacar, gk usa ngaku jomblo!
Yang beneran jomblo, minggir..
Kamu masih cupu, kalah sama Oom seperti saya.
同時也有10部Youtube影片,追蹤數超過257萬的網紅Nur Amira Syahira,也在其Youtube影片中提到,Thanks for watching, Subscribe and Click The Bell ??? -~-~~-~~~-~~-~- I do not own this songs and of course i do not have any revenue from all drum c...
jomblo happy 在 9bulan10hari Facebook 的最佳貼文
"UDAHLAH TU SAYANG... SAYANG GIGIT JE TANGAN ABANG.. LAGI SEDAP"
Salam 9bulan10hari. Tq sudi kongsi cerita saya.. Alkisahnya isteri sy tgh mengandung.. Alhamdulillah... setelah penantian 3 tahun. 1st time jugalah saya merasa 'perangai ibu mengandung'.
Usia kandungan 5 bulan sekarang, syukur takde muntah2.. cumanya... isteri saya ni teringin sungguh nak makan sabun!
Haritu pegi mydin... byk sgt benda nak beli.. tapi boleh pulak isteri saya terpacak kat area sabun buku tu lama2.. pastu dok bau sabun2 warna pink... saya cakaplah..
"udah2le tu yang... byk benda nak beli ni"
Pastu dia nangis.. dia ckp abg pergilah jgn kacau...
Sy pun terkejut kenapa nangis.. so xnak kacau saya pegilah ambik sayur, bawang, ikan ayam semua... tak jumpa gak batang idung isteri.. ya Rabbi.. dia dok terpacak lagi kat bahagian sabun..... masih dok sedut bau sabun!
"ayang ni kenapa"?
"ayang nak makan sabun ni boleh tak? sebiji je bang"
"adoilaah syg.. istighfar byk2... dr syg makan sabun baik syg gigit tangan abang nak x?"
"abang dh xsayang saya... abang dh tak xcinta saya..."
haa sudah... boleh pulak isteri dok menangis kat situ sambil terduduk mcm budak2 mintak lolipop.....
org kanan kiri pandang... mcm aku ni dera isteri...
"sudah2.. jom kita balik makan sabun.. kita masak sabun masak lemak cili api.. letak cili byk sikit"
terus muka dia happy... senyum mcm dapat bunga sejambak dgn emas sekilo...
padahal aku x sabar nak buat drama lain je bg dia lupa sabun tu...
Dalam kereta dia pegang je sabun tu...
kejap2 bau..
pastu saya cakap...
"ayang jgn memandai mandai makan makan sabun tu... ustaz Don dah kata jangan makan benda yg boleh mudaratkan diri & anak"
Kami berdua dgr nasihat ustaz Don dalam buku #9bulan10hari...
So balik je rumah mcm biasa.. kami masuk tido...
Esok tu isteri x bgn lg.. penat agaknya...
Saya kemas kemas bilik & tiba2 jumpa sabun yg dah kena gigit bawah sejadah.. haa sudah..
Ni mesti kerja isteri ni.. malam td mesti dia gigit diam2 masa sy dh tido...
Lepas isteri bgn sy tny dia...
"ayang makan sabun ek?"
"takdelah.. knp nak makan? bahaya kan... byk bahan kimia kan?"
"ayangg.. oo ayang... suami syg ni cikgu sains kot... mestilah abg tau rupe asal sabun tu waktu beli smlm & sekarang... "
Terus masam muka xnak xcakap...
Pujuk pun xnak...
Nyanyi lagu jomblo happy pun x senyum..
Buat lawak pun pandang tempat lain...
Sekali ajak gi jalan2 terus melompat happy....
Alahai Suhana... baru 5 bulan mengandung syg teringin nak makan sabun... 4 bulan nak kayuh ni... ntah apalah pulak dia mengidam lepas ni............
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Youtube馬來西亞 2017年1月最熱音樂MV Top20 (根據馬來西亞當月點擊播放次數排名,非視頻總播放次數) 本視頻歌單 1 Permata Cinta | Aiman Tino 6,727,783 total views 2 Wanita Terakhir | Fattah Amin 5,335,032 total views 3 Ku Rela Dibenci | Aiman Tino 3,135,082 total views 4 Closer (feat. Halsey) | The Chainsmokers 2,931,749 total views 5 Jomblo Happy | Gamma1 2,849,925 total views 6 TT | TWICE 2,806,640 total views … [ 87 more words ]
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